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Not So Dumb After All!

An English lawyer and an Scotsman are sitting next to each other on a long train journey. The lawyer is thinking that Scotsmen are so dumb that he could put something over on them easily. So the lawyer asks if … Continue reading

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Keeping A Straight Face

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment … Continue reading

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A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “okay, but don’t go into that field over there…”, … Continue reading

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