A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked her what she would like to have for her birthday. “I’d like to be eight again” she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early. He made her a nice big bowl of Coco Puffs cereal and then took her to a popular amusement and theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park. the Death Slide, the wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster every ride in the park.
Five hours later they staggered out of the park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to MacDonalds where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie with popcorn, soda pop and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed on the bed from exhaustion. He leaned over his wife and lovingly asked “well dear, what was it like being eight again?”her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
“I meant my dress size you retard!”
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he’s still subject to get it wrong!
May the rest of your life be the best of your life.
Have A Great Day!