“Hi honey, this is Daddy, is mommy near the phone?”

“No, she’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you dont have an Uncle Paul.”

“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy right now.” Another Brief pause.

“Uh, OK then, I want you to put the phone down and run upstairs and knock on the door and shout that Daddy’s car just pulled up.”

“OK daddy just a minute.”

A few minutes later, the girl comes back to the phone “I did it Daddy.”

“And what happened honey?”

“Well, Mommy jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming, then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”

“Oh my God!! What about your Uncle Paul?”

“He jumped out the back window into the pool, but I guess he didn’t know you took out the water last week to clean it.  He hit the bottom of it and I think hes dead!”

A really long pause,

Then Daddy says, “swimming pool?  Uh… is this 558-5732?”

The girl says, “No, I think you have the wrong number.”

Hope this made you laugh!

Have A Great Day!


About nobusysignal

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5 Responses to UH-OH!

  1. mlb says:

    Only you…

  2. marjulo says:

    Oh, it did! Thanks for the giggle so early in the morning.

  3. Yes, this was very funny. I needed a laugh just now. 🙂

  4. oldereyes says:

    Great story … thanks for the laugh.

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